Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train
im sorry but
The grass behind my place only grows out of the sun
this is literally mario kart
"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!! YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"
I cannot tell you how much bunnies love beds
My bunny does this every morning in her cage
My bunny was doing this and crashed into my fucking face
walking barefoot in the locker room of a public pool like
that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career
Jesus Christ he’s saluting me
When porn has subtitles.